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cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

cyruspotnoodle:

wandanyan:

theon-stark:

blokeinabowtie:

brohirrim:

iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:

ohio-is4-lovers:

These are not chips.

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They are crisps.

These are chips.

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That is all.

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we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

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BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

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These are chips

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and these are chips too

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That is all.

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who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

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you win this round, canada.

(Source: easyvirgin)

REBLOG THIS NOW or you will be possessed by the devil tonight at 3:16 A.M

despicabledane:

despicabledane:

mustachedpixie:

dreamsareforreall:

minty-minx:

ceearehearts:

bieberpassion:

this is not a joke.

HE’S WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW!
IF HE SEE’S YOU PAST BY THIS HE KNOWS YOU WANT HIM!

omg wtf why this time of the night..

why do i reblog these things i’m so paranoid lol :( 

WTF DID I HAVE TO READ THIS !

fuck you people. why do you scare me like this

why the actual fuck do i have to go pass through this ugh but not risking it sorry followers

fuq the creator of this post

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